The boys regularly come up with some pretty wild stories. This one concerns their origin.
“I know I had an identical twin, Mom,” starts one twin. The twin who starts this diatribe varies.
“Yeah,” starts the other. “Mom didn’t want identical twins.”
Um, I don’t recall voicing a preference at any time about the flavor of my munchkins.
“Yeah, Mom. Where’s Edward?”
They’ve named their other twin.
“Mom traded Edward with another family who had twins for their twin. I can’t believe you did that, Mom! We want Edward back!”
“Yeah, Mom! We want Edward back!”
Ed normally joins in. “I can’t believe you did that!”
Never mind that one of them would have to go back. Never mind that they look like each of their parents. They want their other twin back.