I may have said this before, but my mother is one twisted woman. She used to make me and my brother stay up late on Friday and Saturday evenings to watch scary movies, ostensibly because she didn’t want to watch them alone. That’s what she has claimed for years. She still yells at the characters on any show, knowing full well they won’t change their course of action. This behavior is absolutely genetic because my Logan does the same. He can’t sit still while watching a scary movie.
I took the boys to see The Rise of The Guardians last Saturday and then Ed and I both took the boys to see the new Bond movie the following Monday. You won’t get any spoilers here, but both were absolutely fabulous! Anyway, Logan and I spent the entire time during The Rise of The Guardians talking to each other about the show and being surprised by the show. One of the fabulous things about children’s’ movies is that children are expected to talk during the movie. As long as the parents occasionally shush their child, you can have a conversation at almost any decibel level. When we went to see the Bond movie, it was Monday and the theater was almost empty. Logan sat next to me and, as usual, we talked almost the whole time. He told me about the different weapons being used and accessories for said weapons. I would scream and thrust my arms out in a defensive maneuver whenever something startling happened. Ed would shush us every few minutes. I wonder how much of the movie Ed actually got to enjoy because that kid and I are very talkative and we both have issues with volume. Ha!
Anyway, it dawned on me that there was probably a method to my mother’s madness when she made me and Jacob watch all of those scary movies as children. It’s funny to watch your children freak out at a scary movie! It’s funny to watch me watch a scary movie because I freak out! It’s really funny to watch Logan jump up and down while watching anything which might be classified as mildly startling.
I suggested this theory to my mother. She told me I was wrong. She said I couldn’t have been more wrong. She said she had us watch those movies so we could be prepared for whatever might happen. It’s a dangerous world out there and we needed to know what could happen. I think she’s got an interesting cover story. She said she’d never laugh at any of her children and really, she probably wouldn’t. I, however, am not quite like my mother. I find many things my children do hilarious. And when they’re adults, I plan on telling them all about the funny things they did as children.