So my kid now looks like he’s been in a bar fight. There’s even a cut on his eye. He’s really proud of himself too. Turkey monkey!
He came home from school yesterday with his missing front tooth in his lunch box. Fortunately, the tooth fairy found his tooth and still put money under his pillow. And the spend thrift wench put two whole dollars under his pillow. Scandalous! Who gets $2 for a tooth??? His brother still hasn’t lost a tooth the natural way and has been really jealous, so my sweet turkey monkey gave his brother one of his dollars.