Mute Monday? Nah.
Do you remember back to your own childhood? Whenever you saw a pair of adult’s sunglasses, you’d put your grubby little hands all over the lenses before you’d put them on, leaving them gunked up until the aggravated owner cleaned them? Aren’t you glad that there weren’t camera phones around back then? Because I KNOW I looked hot, and I’m sure he knows he looks hot now, but I can prove that he didn’t look hot and the same can’t be said about my hotness. Sometimes, it’s good to be old.